Alec Baldwin spoke to Gothamist magazine to clear up his recent controversial comments. Baldwin maintained that he did not call the photographer a faggot, but a ‘cocksucking maggot’. ‘Oh, because that’s soo much better’ replied a sassy gay guy.
Jack Gleeson, who plays King Joffrey on Game of Thrones, said in an interview that he’s quitting acting to focus on charity work. ‘Hey! Spoiler alert!’ yelled a million annoying people.
Rapper Lupe Fiasco was hit by a tomato at a Salt Lake City show last weekend. Fiasco ended his show early and called the woman who had thrown the fruit a “fat white bitch”. The woman later replied, ‘Hey, I brought a tomato to a rap show. I’m working on it.’
It was just announced that the popular app Temple Run is going to be made into a Hollywood movie. The movie will reportedly be called ‘Indiana Jones’.
Taylor Swift covered Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” for Pittsburgh’s Froggy radio station this week. Upon hearing the cover, Craig Cobb reportedly said, ‘Alright, fine! I’ll be black!’
White supremacist Craig Cobb found out on the Trisha Goddard show this week that he is actually 14% black. This was a small win for the black community, but a huge victory for people who still consider themselves to be percentages of things.
New reports say that Isla Fisher told Julianne Hough to go to the bathroom and wipe off her blackface at that Halloween party. That’s right, Julianne, even the lady who’s married to Borat knew it was in poor taste.
This weekend, TMZ posted a video of Justin Bieber joyriding a stolen bicycle. Bieber was ultimately caught, but police remain on the lookout for whoever stole Justin Bieber’s childhood.
A new Huffington Post Article compared Kate Middleton to a real life Samantha the American Girl doll, while her brother-in-law, Prince Harry, is like a real life Raggedy Adolf.
That’s right, Chris Christie is catching flack from more radically conservative Republicans for being too much of a centrist. Even Christie’s own party thinks he’s too big in the middle.